The Lauraville Pet Gazette

😺🐶

Lauraville's Most Important Journalism

The Pet Gazette is your monthly record of feline and canine affairs in the Lauraville neighborhood. Romance. Loss. Territorial disputes. Suspicious behavior near the Hamilton-Lauraville market lot. We cover it all — cats, dogs, and the occasional other — with the seriousness it deserves.

Submit a Tip

The Beats

What We Cover

✦

💘

Romantic Entanglements

Affairs of the heart, reported with appropriate gravity.

🏴

Territorial Disputes

Contested yards, disputed fence lines, turf wars declared and simmering.

🔍

Suspicious Activity

Persons of interest. Evidence at the scene. All tips taken seriously.

😳

Public Embarrassments

The record must reflect what happened.

Also Entered Into the Record New Arrivals · Obituaries · Missing Toys & Recovered Property · General News & Gossip

June 2026

This Month in the Neighborhood

✦

Lead Story

Mysterious Avian Near Echodale and Gibbons Identified. It Is Neither Rooster Nor Cockatiel.

The Gazette has received a correction of unusual importance. After many months of investigation, the crowing bird whose species was previously in dispute has been identified as an African Grey Parrot, whose household wheels its cage onto a back porch on sunny days, at which time the bird addresses the neighborhood. Out of respect for the family, the full address has been withheld.

Daytime Fox Investigation Expands

A second insomniac fox has been observed on White Avenue, "not technically Lauraville." A kit has been reported. Parenting, the Gazette notes, may explain the schedule.

Two Young Rabbits Arrive

A Lauraville household has welcomed twin baby rabbits. One is reported to be tomato-sized; the other, eggplant-sized. Names have not been assigned.

Black Pigeon, Batavia Avenue

An entirely black pigeon has been observed on a Batavia Avenue pergola. Identification was not possible at close range. Provenance remains uncertain.

Read the June Issue →

Follow Along

Enter Your Name Into the Record

✦

Receive the Gazette by email when each issue is published.

Published monthly. Unsubscribe at any time.

Upcoming Issue

Submit a Tip

✦

Submit your tips below. Our editorial team will review, shape, and draft each submission into proper newspaper prose. At month's end, we print the issue and post it on bulletin boards around town.

Submit a Tip