The Lauraville Pet Gazette

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Lauraville's Most Important Journalism

The Pet Gazette is your monthly record of feline and canine affairs in the Lauraville neighborhood. Romance. Loss. Territorial disputes. Suspicious behavior near the Hamilton-Lauraville market lot. We cover it all — cats, dogs, and the occasional other — with the seriousness it deserves.

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What We Cover

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Romantic Entanglements

Affairs of the heart, reported with appropriate gravity.

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Territorial Disputes

Contested yards, disputed fence lines, turf wars declared and simmering.

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Suspicious Activity

Persons of interest. Evidence at the scene. All tips taken seriously.

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Public Embarrassments

The record must reflect what happened.

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May 2026

This Month in the Neighborhood

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Lead Story

Local Fox Maintains Puzzling Daytime Schedule. Community Has Questions.

A Lauraville resident has submitted a letter to this publication concerning a fox observed between 8 and 10 a.m. and at intervals throughout the afternoon. The neighbor expresses concern, and offers melatonin. The fox has not responded. Red foxes are crepuscular by nature; an unconventional personal schedule is also possible. The matter remains ongoing.

Correction: Catalpha Road

Vol. 1, No. 1 referred to Catalpha Road as "Catalpa Road." This was an error. The orange tom previously reported limping has since made a full recovery. He has not commented.

Unidentified Avian, Echodale & Gibbons

A bird is crowing. Its species remains in dispute. The neighborhood is divided. The bird has not been located. The bird has not been quiet.

Feral Colony, Pinewood Ave.

A family of ferals has established itself on Pinewood Avenue. One member has begun following dog walkers.

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